Sunday, 23 December 2018

Uncle from the village...

My uncle from the village is now in town. He is doing everything possible to stay young. He has shaved his hair, dyed it black and has even told us never to call him uncle in front of strangers ( young girls to be precise).
Yesterday he brought home this beautiful girl. He introduced me as his sister (no problem).
As we were all discussing I mistakenly said
" uncle, you remember that day when we were going to the farm with your wife and five children like that?"
The girl: " so you are married and you have up to five children?"
She got up and angrily left. My uncle followed her outside begging.
Should I stay here and wait for him to come back?

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