My Sweet Uncle

I lost my phone and I've been begging my father and big brother to do charity and buy me a phone. I was almost succeeding oh, then my uncle discouraged them. He reminded them of all the mischief I've been causing. So they are just quiet now. Ok
This uncle has been dropping application for driving work but nobody has ever called him. I saw another driver advertising his services by posting his number on various locations on the road. To help my uncle I moved around and added his own number on the notice.

This got the man so angry when he saw it. I advised him to call my uncle and pretend that he wants to give him a job. My uncle answered the call and went.

The next thing I heard was
" ayo, aye, I don die oh"
Hard knocks. The man nearly broke my uncle head with crack. That will teach him to leave me alone.