The passerby by

This matter na both ways oh!!.
Yesterday I went out for a stroll. I was feeling bored. On coming back, i saw my uncles wife in the company of a man. I almost ran away in fear that it was my uncle. Taking a closer look, I realize that the man was shorter and rounder. Trouble dey . He looked like my uncle's friend, Paddy.

He was even carrying my aunt's bag. I just kept on walking quietly behind them. When we were almost at our compound, I took a short cut and went and stood in front of the house. He said good bye to my aunt and embraced her.

I could not let him go without greeting

Me: "uncle paddy good evening oh"

Uncle paddy froze and started stammering. My uncle rushed out of the house.

Uncle: " Paddy, what are you doing here?"
Him: " I'm, I'm just passing"
Me: " yes Mr passerby"

My uncle pulled my ears thinking that I'm rude and send me inside. On entering inside I saw my aunt. (When did she enter? Spider woman)

Now if I say the truth, I'll be in trouble with my aunt. If I don't my uncle would certainly come and pull my ears again. Chaii confusion